How to Entertain an Unwanted Houseguest

"Oh, yes, we let all of our children play with matches! How else would they learn about fire safety?"

I am a little low on material this week, but if you want to know how to entertain an unwanted guest, Linda Hartley has another post up on Ask Amy Daily about just that problem. You can read it here.
(The illustration above is from the column.)

And if you're looking for a book to read, I reviewed Sarah Levine's "Treasure Island!!!" in this week's New York Times Book Review, which you can see here. 

Otherwise, it's quiet here, and unseasonably warm. I am going to go take a nap. But before I do, here is one of my all time favorite headlines from AOL, which appeared on today's front page:

"Angry Woman Makes Startling Move."

(Spoiler alert: she dumps water on a man's head.)

There's an excellent title for a short story or a poem (or someone's autobiography) if I ever heard one.
Angry woman makes startling move.

UPDATE: (1 hour later) Aol changed the headline to "Cooling off." 
Shoot! I loved that headline. I hope someone uses it as a title for something else.